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PhotoHunt: Mom

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This is me and my bros when we were teeny little kittens. We are having lunch thanks to our Momma, Berebods Jewel of Denial. She is a real gem…and a very very good Mommy. I love you Mom.

This is me and my daughter, Bianca. She looks exactly like me, doncha think? She even acts like me, which means she is very very silly.

The human I live with sometimes calls herself my Mom. Is that weird? Is having no fur weird? Is being a good Mom all about not thinking your kid is weird?

Beauty & the Beast

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ray and mochy

Hi Everybuddy,

It’s me, Mochy. I know I haven’t written in a few days, but I have been very busy.

First of all, I have discovered the toy chest. I don’t know why she has to put all the GOOD toys at the bottom so I have to DIG them OUT, but there you go.

Then, I have been TRYING my best to make friends. Mouse has been a gentleman, of course; even Coco has been sweet to me. But Ray…well, I can’t figure him out. One minute he acts like he likes me, then next minute he’s pushing me OUT of the bed. Oh well. I am TRYING to be patient.

Maybe he doesn’t think I’m pretty. Well, that is going to change, you watch. Mom talked with a Sphynx breeder at the cat show the other day, and asked her about giving me a B-A-T-H. The woman told my Mom to treat me just like she would her own face. Mom asked whether that meant seeing Dr. Baker about a facelift. HAHA. Very not funny.

But today, when Mom went to see the dermatologist, she got a whole bunch of samples of stuff for sensitive skin. She told her doctor she was bringing them home for ME. The doctor laffed and laffed. (The Doc is a crazy cat lady so she totally got it.) Anyway, now Mom is talking about “Saturday is spa day.”

I wonder what that means exactly? I wonder if it will make Ray love me more. I know he likes girls with wrinkles because he loves his Mom.


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Hi Everybody,

My name is Mocha. I am moving to New York! What do I bring? More important, what do I wear?

As you can plainly see, I am pretty much a nudist.

Oh, do you think I should shave my nose hairs?